you have to give it until about 3 minutes in before it gets really good – but by god it’s worth it.
this is the horrors playing a SURF FESTIVAL in newquay.
this, my friends, is the unquashable proof that punk did in fact happen.
i love the fact that as he desperately trawls his way through his ‘bumper book of offensive stage antics for boys’ the crowd just looks on bemused and mildly embarassed. the crowd which, might i point out, consist mostly of surfer-dudes and children.
i mean really, it’s like the fucking mickey mouse club down there and his best method of winning the audience over is to rattle the barrier a little.
my favourite moment comes towards the end when he sort of ‘raars’ in some girls face. she’s i don’t know, maybe 14?
and she just laughs at him.
and i won’t even get started on the hellish noise coming out of his mouth