spider is as spider does

there has been a spider, a fairly large one, lurking by my front door for three days now. i have decided to call him frank. it freaks me out knowing that he is there but i am trying to come to terms with the existence of arachnids. that and the fact that when he does finally disappear it will freak me out even more.


5 thoughts on “spider is as spider does

  1. please, please never post about spiders again. or if you really have to, don’t put a picture please. i am now cowering in my bedroom, probably the most paranoid i’ve ever been. frank is big.

  2. I had Frank’s cousin outside my window and I went very fast and blasted the shit out of him with Raid because I am not a nice person like you.

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