the eurovision song contest looks like this:
even the stupidly wonderful glitter-glam entry from sweden were in monochromatic atire
i won’t even mention the guy writhing around in the bubble to goth-cello during the intermission.
and just in case you had forgotten our entry was this:
yeah, we came second last – and our only points were from our friends (malta and ireland) who felt sorry for us. goddamn.