With God’s help I’ll conquer this terrible affliction.

I got my implanon implant changed over this week. it was no big deal but check out my super impressive junkie arm!! have you ever seen that many colours on a bruise before? it’s almost pretty..

ok, no – it’s completely ugly but still, impressive right?


0 thoughts on “With God’s help I’ll conquer this terrible affliction.

  1. I’m so old I didn’t even know there was such a device as this so thanks for “learnin me” about it. But EEEOOOWWW that bruise. Icky.

  2. mt : no problem! it’s actually something i would highly reccomend – especially for lazy forgettful child fearing people like me ๐Ÿ˜‰

    stevie d : apart from email, telephone, myspace, your own blog…..
    joking they are lovely goods so feel free to pimp them here! i am glad to offer a hub of comunication.

    callisto : believe it or not it’s not actually that sore – more just tender. and weirdly the bits that hurt aren’t the bits that look the worst. i’m just quite proud of how awful it looks. it’s gone bright yellow now, with some lovely dark red love-bite-esque marks. nasssty…

  3. That looks painful! Ah, the choices we have as women who don’t want to spawn. Having had unfortunate reactions in the past to hormonal thingies, I have chosen to be raped with metal every 3-5 years to have an IUD stuck so far up my body I thought it was going to come out my mouth. Ended up having a nice little stay in hospital being force-fed toast and sugary drinks by very panicked doctors after going into shock when they fitted the damn thing a couple of years back, understandably not looking forward to having it removed or replaced. Knock me out and wake me when it’s all over. No kids yet though.

    I’m so impressed that you took a photo of that amazing bruise. It’s a shame to let quality injuries go to waste. Point me in the direction of a severe allergic reaction, messy cut or brightly coloured bruise and I’m right there with the camera.

  4. Forgot to say: Stevie, you’re beeeeyootiful! And yes, very much John Belushi.

    Ten out of ten for using uber-contemporary fashionista lingo, ‘channelling’.

  5. oooooh the iud scares the crap out of me, i figure if somethings going to be internal i’d rather have it wher i can see it! to be honest, the procedure was a piece of piss – but as you say it was a shame to let a good injury go to waste ๐Ÿ˜†

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